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There’s Only So Much You Can Take

LoneWolf — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:14:30 +0000

Paul stood before the judge, remorseful and feeling somewhat ashamed. The judge was reading the document that had be placed before him regarding Paul's case. After a few moments of reading he looked up at Paul. "Young man," the judge said. "This says that you have been charged with assault. Is that correct?"

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Can I Play Too?

LoneWolf — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:35:27 +0000

Jack was sitting in the kitchen by himself, playing cards. Paddy walked in and saw him there.

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Watch Your Step!

LoneWolf — Mon, 03 May 2010 02:38:10 +0000

It's a bright and sunny day. Paddy and Jack are out for a stroll when they spot something on the sidewalk. They stop to inspect what they've discovered.

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5 Favourites from LoneWolf

LoneWolf — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 18:30:16 +0000

It's really hard to choose favourites amongst the posts I've put here at Cookie Crumbles. I love them all. But here are 5 older ones that I really enjoyed putting together. I hope that you enjoy them too.

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How Do You Drive This Thing?

LoneWolf — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 19:54:23 +0000

Jack and Paddy were on a mission. "It's time we learned how to use the canoe," Jack said. "I think you're right," replied Paddy. "It's been 2 years since we bought the darn thing." So, the grabbed the paddles, life jackets and the canoe. The marched it all down to the town dock and set everything up.

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Funny Outdoor Stories from Muskoka Outdoors

LoneWolf — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 03:32:17 +0000

LoneWolf isn't much a hunter or fisherman. Not that he is against those things. He'd just rather spend his time outdoors with a golf club in his hands or wielding a chainsaw (to cut firewood, honest). But my good buddy over at Muskoka Outdoors is an avid outdoorsman who loves both of those pursuits (go figure, he's a Mac guy too).

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Creating Life

LoneWolf — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:51:32 +0000

Dr. Bob was a brilliant geneticist. He had studied genetics and biology at the finest universities in the world. He had done research into the very structure of life. Finally, he believed, he had arrived at the secrets of creating life.

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Race to the Outhouse

LoneWolf — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 04:20:29 +0000

Paddy and Jack were living their dream -- front row seats at the ACC for the ultimate Leafs vs Habs. It couldn't be any sweeter!

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It’s a Donkey — It’s a Mule

LoneWolf — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:31:37 +0000

Paddy and Jack were having an argument. Not a big one, just one of those arguments that you have as you walk along, dragging your new farm animal back to the farm.

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The Landing

LoneWolf — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:31:44 +0000

Paddy and Jack were on their very first solo flight. [We're not entirely sure who actually gave them their license, but we're sure that they've been fired already.] They were flying into the small airfield at Pugsleyville.

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