May
24

Peas with Honey

Posted In: Humourous Poetry by LoneWolf

Peas n HoneyHere’s another poem that my grandfather taught me.  Funny how these stick with you through the years.

I eat my peas with honey.
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on my knife.

I don’t know where this poem comes from, but I really like it (although I don’t particularly like peas 8=).

The image was created by combining the work of 3 wonderful photographers at stock.xchng.

Peas image by jana_koll, honey by atroszko and heart by All_Stars.  Thanks for the wonderful images!

May
12

Cute puppy pictureWho doesn’t love puppies?  Well, if that’s you, you are free to go now.

Still here?  Good.  Now check out the cuteness of this little puppy (this is my puppy by the way).  LoneCub #1 snapped this picture of him and I dressed it up for you.  Now, if you like it you can get it on a t-shirt, fridge magnet or lots of other quality stuff at my Zazzle store.

You can click on the picture to see it at a larger size.

Check it out at a Zazzle storefront for your country below.  You’ll find it on a selection of t-shirts, hats, post cards, fridge magnets, mouse pads, cups and even neck ties (ugh).

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May
2

It’s a bright and sunny day.  Paddy and Jack are out for a stroll when they spot something on the sidewalk.

They stop to inspect what they’ve discovered.

“Hmmm,” says Jack.  “Is that what I think it is?”

“Depends on what you think it is,” replies Paddy.  “Why don’t you take a closer look.”

Jack bends down and looks very carefully at the brown mess on the sidewalk.

“Looks like dog poop!” he says.

“What does it smell like?” asks Paddy.

Jack bends a little closer and takes a big sniff.  “Ewwh!  Smells like dog poop!”

“Well, we need to know for sure,” says Paddy.  “What does it feel like?”

Jack pokes at the substance and says “It feels just like dog poop!”

Paddy thinks for a moment.  “Well, we’ve tested 3 of the 5 senses.  Which 2 are we missing?”

“Sound and taste,” replies Jack.  “But I don’t think dog poop makes a sound so I’ll just test the taste.”

Jack dips his finger into the mess a little deeper and comes up with a small sample.  He brings the sample up to his mouth and licks it.

“Ugh!  It’s disgusting!” he says and then he spits it out.  “It tastes just like dog poop!”

Paddy replies, “It must be dog poop then.  I’m glad that we didn’t step in it.”


More Jack and Paddy O’Lantern

How Do You Drive This Thing?

Burial at Sea

The Landing

It’s a Donkey — It’s a Mule

Race to the Outhouse

Image by klsa12 at stock.xchng