R.A.S.H.Welcome to the very first edition of R.A.S.H. (aka Random Acts of Senseless Humour).  I regularly stumble upon funny one-liners and other stuff that is too short for a blog post, but rather than miss out on the wonderful humour, I will post collections every once in a while in a R.A.S.H. like this.  I’m not sure how often this will be, but we’ll see as we go along.

The Funniest …

What do you call a fish with no eyes?  A fsh.

Two cannibals are having a clown for dinner.  “Hey!” says the first one.  “Does this taste funny to you?”

Bar None

Two men walk into a bar — which is weird.  You think the second one would have seen the first one do it and duck.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.  “Oops!” says the first one.  “I think I just lost my electron.”  “Are you sure?” asks the second.  “Yes, I’m positive.”

A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”

A dyslexic walks into a bra …

A sandwich walks into a bar.  “Sorry,” says the bartender.  “We don’t serve food here.”GiggleMouse

Two ropes walk into a bar.  “We don’t serve ropes here.” said the bartender.  Outside one rope gets the other to put a half hitch in him and unravels his ends.  When he goes back in the bartender asks “Hey!  Aren’t you a rope?”.  “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

A jumper cable walks into a bar.  The bartender says “Look buddy, we don’t want you starting anything …”

Stay tuned for more R.A.S.H. posts with topics like The PUNisher, Doctor, Doctor! and Pet Peeves.


Other R.A.S.H. Posts

April 2009

May 2009